Goon Show quote from ‘Insurance – The White Man’s Burden’

Jim: I’ll just make out this bill of sale. How do you spell penguin?

Ned Seagoon: P-N-Guin.

Jim: How do you pronounce it?

Ned Seagoon: P-E-N-G-U-I-N.

Jim: I’ll write that down. E-Z-L-X-Q. Drat this pen! It can’t spell.

Ned Seagoon: Wait a minute, perhaps it’s the ink that can’t spell. Let me taste it.

Jim: Righto Jim, righto Jim.

Ned Seagoon: P-E-N-G- No, no, this ink’s all right.

 

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